Evaluating, Devaluating, Monosodium Glutamating

Beer and Wine Drive-Thrus, Wind Instruments, Multitasking

Owls, Owls, Owls

Verbalization, Commoditizing, Intelligenzising Your Vocabularization

Rain Boots, Rainbows, Reindeer

Off The Grid, On The Griddle, Wi-Fi at Waffle House

Moe, Larry, And Curly

Me, Myself, And I

Hair Weaves, Acrylic Nails, Natural Beauty

The Great Outdoors, The Steaks Are High, Outback Steak House

Wonderland, Vaterland, Watermelon

Dog Hair, Cat Hair, Hare Hair

Papa, Papa, Razzi

Business Casual, Casual Business, Vomit

Graph Charts, Visualizing Broken Hearts, Crying In The Dark

The Dude With Greasy Hair Sitting In Chipotle, Vomit, The Dude With Greasy Hair Sitting In Chipotle

9, To, 5

Dead, Presidents', Birthdays

Flu Season, Fly Season, Flown Season

Lord Of The Flies, Handling The Lords, Flying Off The Handle

Budding Trees, Singing Birds, Headless Snowmen

Wakka, Wakka, Wakka

Hot Rocks, Old Socks, Beat Box

Wrap In Foil, Preheat To 350˚, Bake 10-12 Minutes Or Until Golden Brown

She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not, She Loves Me

iKnow, iKnow, iKnow...

Construction Paper, Glitter, Cheapskates

Being Good With Animals, Humans Are Mammals, The Fine Young Cannibals

Losing Track Of Time, Cheating Online, A Stitch In Time Saves Nine

Sandwich Artists, Starving Artists, Missed Connections

New World Order, New World Back Order, New World Postage And Handling

Wolves In Sheep's Clothing, Sheep In Wool Clothing, Burlington Coat Factory

Lysol, Good Clean Fun, Lysol

Talk, Talk, Talk

Dancing In The Street, Dancing On The Ceiling, Broken Ankles

Bill Murray, Day After Groundhog's Day, Bill Murray

Chance, Of, Percipitation

Open Handed, Heavy Handed, Stupid Hand

My Way, The Highway, Ernest Hemingway's Way

Water Under The Bridge, Water Above The Bridge, Stupid Bridge

Daily Affirmations, Mass Communications, Brilliant Pontifications

Loud Sweaters, Men Who Wear Loud Sweaters, Bill Cosby

Patty Cake, Patty Hearst, Missing Cake

Words, Words, And More Words

Amigos

Breakfast, Brunch, And Dinner

Echo, Echo, Echo

Memory Lane, The Road Less Traveled, Alzheimer's

Peanut Butter, Tennis Shoes, Things That Never Go Out Of Style

Ashes To Ashes, Dust To Dust, Swiffer

Everyday Objects, Catapults, Flying Shower Curtains

Diabolical Schemes, Extra Skinny Blue Jeans, Stuff That Rhyme With Things

Nonviolent, Civil, Disobedience

A Life Or Death Situation, The Evil Villain's Insinuation, Narrowly Avoiding Decapitation

Clocks, Calendars, And Other Things That Make Us Late

Tea Parties, Angry Republicans, Chamomile

Mail Order Brides, Bride Of Frankenstein, Only Love Can Break Your Heart

O, HI, O

Planes, Trains, And John Candy

Caterpillars Blooming Into Butterflies, The Cycle Of Life,  The Old People In Cocoon: The Return  

Rock, And, Roll

Bowling Balls, Veteran Halls, And Pretty Maids All In A Row

Orange Julius, Caesar Salad, Things That Julius Caesar Never Ate

Ladies, Gentlemen, Children Of All Ages

Busty Blonde Women, Mountain Climbing, Ritual Sacrifices

Wet Trash Bags, Moldy Applesauce, Things That Should Not Be Eaten

Harry Potter, A Pair Of Pickled Peppers, Hairy Peppers Potted By Peter Pickle

On The Wagon, Off The Wagon, There's Always Next Year

We Are The Champions, We Were The Chimpanzees, Evolution

Cowboys, Indians, Massacres

Helicopters, Giraffes, Taxidermy

Prom Queens, Dairy Queens, And Other Things

The Dark Arts, A Backyard Covered In Snow, Jarts

Wanderlust, Lusty Wanderers, Wonderful Laundresses

Standing Gags, Walking Gags, Running Gags

The Ghost Of Christmas Past, The Ghost Of Christmas Present, The Ghost Of Christmas Presents

The Magic Of Love, Bearded Ladies, The Magic Of Making Love To Bearded Ladies

Corn, Beef, Corned Beef

Chicken Noodle Soup For The Soul, Chicken Noodle Soup From The Can, Canned Chicken Souls

Raindrops On Roses, Whiskers On Kittens, Musicals About Nazis

Today, Yesterday, The Day After Yesterday

Celebrity Deaths, Wise Men, Little Pigs

Dyslexia, Dismexia, Dissexia

Two All Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce (Cheese, Pickles, Onions On A Sesame Seed Bun)

Monograms

Lunch Meat, Day Old Socks, Things That Smell Like Ham

First Snow Fall Of The Season, First Slip And Fall Of The Season, First Failure Of The Season

The Remaining Toes On My Right Foot

The Warm Glow Of Candle Light, Wax Museums, Celebrities On Fire

Jell-O, Frozen Pudding, Bill Cosby

The Remaining Fingers On My Left Hand

Colonel Mustard, Library, Candlestick

Soft Serve Ice Cream, Black Cotton Dress Socks, Soft Serve Ice Cream Served In Black Cotton Dress Socks