Cowboys, Indians, Massacres

Helicopters, Giraffes, Taxidermy

Prom Queens, Dairy Queens, And Other Things

The Dark Arts, A Backyard Covered In Snow, Jarts

Wanderlust, Lusty Wanderers, Wonderful Laundresses

Standing Gags, Walking Gags, Running Gags

The Ghost Of Christmas Past, The Ghost Of Christmas Present, The Ghost Of Christmas Presents

The Magic Of Love, Bearded Ladies, The Magic Of Making Love To Bearded Ladies

Corn, Beef, Corned Beef

Chicken Noodle Soup For The Soul, Chicken Noodle Soup From The Can, Canned Chicken Souls

Raindrops On Roses, Whiskers On Kittens, Musicals About Nazis

Today, Yesterday, The Day After Yesterday

Celebrity Deaths, Wise Men, Little Pigs

Dyslexia, Dismexia, Dissexia

Two All Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce (Cheese, Pickles, Onions On A Sesame Seed Bun)

Monograms

Lunch Meat, Day Old Socks, Things That Smell Like Ham

First Snow Fall Of The Season, First Slip And Fall Of The Season, First Failure Of The Season

The Remaining Toes On My Right Foot

The Warm Glow Of Candle Light, Wax Museums, Celebrities On Fire

Jell-O, Frozen Pudding, Bill Cosby

The Remaining Fingers On My Left Hand

Colonel Mustard, Library, Candlestick

Soft Serve Ice Cream, Black Cotton Dress Socks, Soft Serve Ice Cream Served In Black Cotton Dress Socks