Monday, January 31, 2011

My Way, The Highway, Ernest Hemingway's Way

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Water Under The Bridge, Water Above The Bridge, Stupid Bridge

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Daily Affirmations, Mass Communications, Brilliant Pontifications

Friday, January 28, 2011

Loud Sweaters, Men Who Wear Loud Sweaters, Bill Cosby

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Patty Cake, Patty Hearst, Missing Cake

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Monday, January 24, 2011

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Memory Lane, The Road Less Traveled, Alzheimer's

Friday, January 21, 2011

Peanut Butter, Tennis Shoes, Things That Never Go Out Of Style

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Ashes To Ashes, Dust To Dust, Swiffer

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Everyday Objects, Catapults, Flying Shower Curtains

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Diabolical Schemes, Extra Skinny Blue Jeans, Stuff That Rhyme With Things

Monday, January 17, 2011

Sunday, January 16, 2011

A Life Or Death Situation, The Evil Villain's Insinuation, Narrowly Avoiding Decapitation

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Clocks, Calendars, And Other Things That Make Us Late

Friday, January 14, 2011

Tea Parties, Angry Republicans, Chamomile

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Mail Order Brides, Bride Of Frankenstein, Only Love Can Break Your Heart

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Monday, January 10, 2011

Caterpillars Blooming Into Butterflies, The Cycle Of Life,  The Old People In Cocoon: The Return  

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Bowling Balls, Veteran Halls, And Pretty Maids All In A Row

Friday, January 7, 2011

Orange Julius, Caesar Salad, Things That Julius Caesar Never Ate

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Ladies, Gentlemen, Children Of All Ages

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Busty Blonde Women, Mountain Climbing, Ritual Sacrifices

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Wet Trash Bags, Moldy Applesauce, Things That Should Not Be Eaten

Monday, January 3, 2011

Harry Potter, A Pair Of Pickled Peppers, Hairy Peppers Potted By Peter Pickle

Sunday, January 2, 2011

On The Wagon, Off The Wagon, There's Always Next Year

Saturday, January 1, 2011

We Are The Champions, We Were The Chimpanzees, Evolution